Firstly, I can’t believe you dipshits didn’t have pet Russian on here. Basically, pet Russian likes to play with Russian weapons, squat, sustain himself off ammunition etc. he Was a large meme through late 2019 to pretty much right now. So the joke is you say come here my pet Russian, and it like squat runs up to you and wants ammo. As in...
Guy: COME HEEERREEE MY PET RUSSIAN
Pet Russian: *squat runs up to you, AK47 in hand and begs for 7.62
Pet Russian: *squat runs up to you, AK47 in hand and begs for 7.62
by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 28, 2020
Get the pet russian mug.Bill Nye The Russian Spy refers to the covert identity of the children's television show host Bill Nye. Bill Nye was born Bogdan Nikolaev to Russians Elena and Janko in 1955. At just twelve years old, Bogdan was at the top of his class and was therefore forced to join the KGB academy. Upon his graduation from the KGB academy in 1975, it was decided Bogdan's talents would be best used to turn the American youth against their leaders. Bogdan defected to the West with his secret mission and Americanized his name to Bill Nye in 1977. Bogdan held odd jobs while working toward making a television show: the best medium to reach the lazy American youth. Bogdan was trained in
the subtle art of backwards speaking and subliminal messaging in the KGB academy, episodes of his show contain hidden messages when played backwards such as “Communism rules” and “Failure is a property of capitalism”. Studies have shown that watching Bill Nye The Science Guy creates radical ideas like disbanding the free market and living off of potatoes and vodka. Unfortunately, a CIA training class was rewinding an episode of Bill Nye when they discovered his secret backwards talking mind control technique in 1997. Bogdan threatened to let slip that the then 1st lady was secretly bi-sexual, so it was agreed that Bogdan would end the show in 1998 and refrain from making manipulative films while living free in the United States. To this day, all of Bogdan’s programs are reverse checked by the CIA.
the subtle art of backwards speaking and subliminal messaging in the KGB academy, episodes of his show contain hidden messages when played backwards such as “Communism rules” and “Failure is a property of capitalism”. Studies have shown that watching Bill Nye The Science Guy creates radical ideas like disbanding the free market and living off of potatoes and vodka. Unfortunately, a CIA training class was rewinding an episode of Bill Nye when they discovered his secret backwards talking mind control technique in 1997. Bogdan threatened to let slip that the then 1st lady was secretly bi-sexual, so it was agreed that Bogdan would end the show in 1998 and refrain from making manipulative films while living free in the United States. To this day, all of Bogdan’s programs are reverse checked by the CIA.
"Bro, let's blaze up to Bill Nye the Science Guy."
"Totally, but he's actually a Russian spy, Bill Nye The Russian Spy."
"Sick."
"Totally, but he's actually a Russian spy, Bill Nye The Russian Spy."
"Sick."
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The purest human being ever. Makes reviews of kitchen gadgects, keeps bees, showed us how to peel an egg the Яцssiаи way and let his dogs walk him once
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In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
by The Russian Roller April 20, 2009
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Get the russian straw mug.Items needed: frying pan, stove, thick comforter/blanket, hot pad, vodka.
1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up.
2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back.
3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim.
4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under)
5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan.
6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them.
7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim.
I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.
1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up.
2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back.
3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim.
4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under)
5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan.
6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them.
7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim.
I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.
by breezy_russian March 17, 2010
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