Russian beyblade

When a male is laying down and a female saddles your dick and spins 360 degrees.

Babe let’s do the Russian beyblade
Uhhh spin me

by Justin.m June 10, 2018

Russian Meteor

A few naked girls interlock and become a tangled mesh which is the meteor. Then a bunch of guys come in, find a hole and start pounding away.

Guy1: Dude look at thoes chicks over there!
Guy2: Yeah they're pretty hot!
Guy1: I'd love to engage in a Russian Meteor with them!

by The_Natural_Log February 18, 2013

Russian Rat Ritual

The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.

Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!

by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

So Russian

A new term that appeared after the Russian invasion to Ukraine and meaning "he/she always lies".

They are so Russian. They always say one thing, but do the complete opposite.

by Arkhan Land March 30, 2022

Ruchita

A girl you just can't resist. She is everyone's dream. Once you know her, you'll fall in love with her.

Jake: Hey, I met this girl and I cant stop thinking about her.
Joe: I think she may be a Ruchita then.

by lollololnijbviuoAC;LC March 8, 2014

Russian Badger

You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.

"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."

by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? May 31, 2018