An extremely small penis. Smaller than even the yoctopenis. Said to be indistinguishable from the quarks making up baryonic matter.
Dude 1: I hate my micropenis! No girl will want to blow it. ;(
Dude 2: Relax. At least it’s not a rontopenis, nor a quectopenis
Dude 1: OMG, a QUECTOPENIS?
Dude 3: Some have all the luck in the world while others have none of it.
Dude 2: Relax. At least it’s not a rontopenis, nor a quectopenis
Dude 1: OMG, a QUECTOPENIS?
Dude 3: Some have all the luck in the world while others have none of it.
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Rondo is a 9mm
by AlmightyIceMan September 10, 2019
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by Robert March 24, 2005
Get the Rondo mug.Renzo is extremely amazing. It’s easy to be friends with him, and even easier to fall in love with him. He is super funny and loves to play truth or dare. You can trust him to keep secrets because he’s veerrryyy loyal. Please never leave renzo if your dating him because he is the most amazing man you will EVER meet. He may be awkward, clumsy, and weird but that’s more reason to love him. Usually Italian.... 🙃
Person “Dude Renzo is so akwar-“
Person 2 “ DUDESHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER DONT MAKE ME THROW YOU IN THE MICROWAVE!!!”
Person 2 “ DUDESHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER DONT MAKE ME THROW YOU IN THE MICROWAVE!!!”
by THEFUCKINGOAT October 21, 2018
Get the Renzo mug.A huge alcohol induced crap one takes after an excess period of time of feeling amazing. Symptoms include: excess gas and drowsiness.
Dave: Ronkonkoma...that sounds like a big crap.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.
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