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rontopenis

An extremely small penis. Smaller than even the yoctopenis. Said to be indistinguishable from the quarks making up baryonic matter.
Dude 1: I hate my micropenis! No girl will want to blow it. ;(
Dude 2: Relax. At least it’s not a rontopenis, nor a quectopenis
Dude 1: OMG, a QUECTOPENIS?
Dude 3: Some have all the luck in the world while others have none of it.
by PhallicInternationale November 18, 2022
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Roxzor

all star
one with the skills
all knowing
coolest
Omg! mike you are such a roxzor at Halo!I like how u pulled that head shot off
by Mike Trombley November 26, 2007
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Rondo

Rondo is a 9mm
Slide me the Rondo so i can bust on them niggas
by AlmightyIceMan September 10, 2019
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Rondo

(verb) to gouge or poke; a bitch move often done by UK's point guard who happens to look like an African ET
This guy Rondoed me during my basketball game.

Greg want to Rondo Taylor's ass.
by Robert March 24, 2005
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Renzo

Renzo is extremely amazing. It’s easy to be friends with him, and even easier to fall in love with him. He is super funny and loves to play truth or dare. You can trust him to keep secrets because he’s veerrryyy loyal. Please never leave renzo if your dating him because he is the most amazing man you will EVER meet. He may be awkward, clumsy, and weird but that’s more reason to love him. Usually Italian.... 🙃
Person “Dude Renzo is so akwar-“
Person 2 “ DUDESHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER DONT MAKE ME THROW YOU IN THE MICROWAVE!!!”
by THEFUCKINGOAT October 21, 2018
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Ronkonkoma

A huge alcohol induced crap one takes after an excess period of time of feeling amazing. Symptoms include: excess gas and drowsiness.
Dave: Ronkonkoma...that sounds like a big crap.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.
by nBills March 27, 2010
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rondodasosa

Oh fra hai sentito il nuovo pezzo di Rondodasosa?

Hey bro, have u heard the new Rondodasosa's song?
by eemanueele November 9, 2020
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