the ronan

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.

I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time

by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017

Ronan

The big gay who fucks hoes in his dreams but sucks Micheál’s cock irl and spends a lot of money on fortnite

Ronan is a faggot

by NotTheBigGay June 16, 2018

Ronan

A very nice boy but sometimes cou-cou. He has a wide variety of people to hang out with but they never want to hang out. He is an amazing athlete and gamer and is actually pretty smart. His key personality is how funny he is.

One time I saw Ronan pissing on a cow

by big daddy boy December 13, 2019

Ronan

Ronan is usually a brunette and anger issues and mostly always autistic and has a small cock and he loves his chocolate because he a fat ass

Girl: hey Ronan!

Ronan: you find your own man with a big cock

by YayaItsaasian August 31, 2018

Ronan

Fish looking boy, usually doesn't have friends

groos, its ronan

by paihehagan January 27, 2017

Ronan

Commonly known as the accuser type. He spends his nights in the forest, and his days by the sea. Scouting for prey, the “accuser,” pounces on any and all opportunities to accuse.

Watch out honey, there’s a snake by your foot!
Ah! Baby that’s not a snake! Thats Ronan!

by Typeytypetypeilovetotype August 10, 2018

Ronan

Disrespectful little cunt

Have you heard of that kid that tries way to hard at spikeball? Yeah, that’s Ronan

by FSJ not LJ or BJ September 23, 2018