rod

A penis, dick. A big pole.

Dont fuck with Moses, he'll put his rod on your bitch ass.
When I'm feeling down, his rod and his staff... they comfort me.
We went fishing and I couldn't believe how long his rod was! His fishing pole? No, his other ROD... 12 inches.

by @branden_iam October 28, 2022

rod

to engage in activities that foster camaraderie, also known as hanging out and having fun with your friends

Nat: hey does anyone want to rod right now? I’m gonna watch love island.

Brenna: sorry I can’t, I have a midterm tomorrow
Morgan: I’d be down for rodding in an hour.

Anna: Hell yeah I love a good rod.

by vibeshack July 21, 2021

Rod on

Rod on is British slander for having a boner / erection.

"Oi, mate I just saw Billy with a rod on!"

by Yrmomgai May 19, 2018

A-Rod

A nickname you give someone who is really good at third base. From Alex Rodriguez, third baseman of the New York Yankees.

That girl sucked dick like a pro. She was a real A-Rod.

by Trey Bay Bay August 07, 2007

Rodding

The art of tricking a person into correcting a deliberate mistake or explaining the obvious. then making them feel foolish when you point it out.

one: i checked and it's not their

two: dude, you're typing sucks

one: noob! you mean your. lol

two: noob! i was rodding

one: feck!

by GepperRankins November 13, 2005

RODDING

TO HAVE SEX

like, what was you doing last night, i was rodding our lass all over

by christopher kalashnakoff April 11, 2011

ROD

Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word.

OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism.

Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD"
Guy 1: "fuck"
Guy 2: "there yeah go"

by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 29, 2010