rhubarb

A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage.

Dude, I went to the Chinese place and got a rhubarb, it was off the hook. Really? I like going to the Russians for a good rhubarb.

by Joe L January 11, 2004

DJ Rumba

Some Colombian coke dealer that lives in DeForest, Wisconsin on Scott Drive. Has a side-job as a DJ. His license plate reads "DJRUMBA".

Hey, mang, I'm DJ Rumba! Wanna buy some Grade-A Colombian gold?

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

rhubarb

A word golfers invented to describe the long grasses or other types of plant growth they shoot their ball into.

Fuck Dave! I my drive went into the fucking rhubarb!

Looks like im gonna need my wedge. I'm in that rhubarb over there.

by DeezNutz May 9, 2004

rhubarb

something stupid or really bad, bullshit

She cheated on you?? That's fucking rhubarb!

by julie March 4, 2004

rhumbat

A mythical vampire bat that sucked the rum out of drunken pirates as they lay passed out from a night of pillage. The myth goes that the bats were so drunk from the tainted blood they kept falling from the tree as they slept off their wild night.

Maurie, Dave and Steve were so infatuated with the legend of the rhumbat that they named their band "The Rhumbats" in it's honour

by b.cos June 12, 2009

Rumbaron

A certain class of woman.
Usually a very attractive woman that is not of the highest standards but possesses features that would please the opposite sex.

She was probably a Rumbaron, she looked slightly like your grandmother

by Franklin Lawrence 2 July 23, 2010

Rhubard

the verb: to Rhubard

To inconspicuously slink your way out of a group conversation by mumbling ("Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb") in pursuit of attractive people you spot whilst in conversation with the group.
OR
To go awol in pursuit of sex, flirtation etc

Wait where did X go? I think he just rhubarded his way over to that waiter

by Mr. A - FDC November 25, 2011