Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 31, 2008
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Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

What you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game
Foreman: Douchebag
Cunningham: Don't even start with me you Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt
by Grandmahsta J July 11, 2008
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retentant

to be strongly against something
joe- why are you retentant towards dunkin
bobby- because i’m a hardcore starbucks lover
by cassied822 November 04, 2022
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anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.
C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
by MamaWe November 01, 2018
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Retention

{Rentention is what happens when you fail a grade.
IF YOU DONT PASS I WILL PUT YOU IN RETENTION
by KrazyKandy4 May 16, 2017
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Retention

I know it’s hard for you to believe because you don’t believe in intelligence disparity that is independent of outcome and finance buuuut...
Hym “My retention rate is high. You don’t know how I didn’t this. You can’t even imagine how I did this. You are a dumb whore. You’ve always been a dumb whore. I will hate you until the day you die and then I’ll continue to hate you. I cannot wait for you to die.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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