reenative

a type of adjective to describe someone, typically male, that hides his emotions, but is not good at it. this person will typically attract other human beings. he calls people out on their flaws but is really offensive to anyone

dave: “he’s looking very reenative today.”
steve: “yea, he’s an asshole too.”

by biiiitttchhh assss November 6, 2018

Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 31, 2008

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Retentious

Present tense, adj. to be retaining fluids in your body.

“ I am a bit retentious due to the carb load I had yesterday”

by Sardella September 12, 2018

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

intermittent retention

Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.

He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.

by interesting_insights November 5, 2020