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Restricted

Linda: "Why isn't she on her phone?"
Sara: "I think she's restricted"
by Kittycat254 July 23, 2017
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fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.
John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.
by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017
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restructure

usage: verb; means re-organziational change in a corporate setting which allows for legal firing of employees at will while simultaneously stripping them of their rights to sue for unlawful termination.
"How's work?"

"I don't know, the office is practically empty now, it's all this restructuring I guess....."
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retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.
Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.
by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008
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gender restriction

Someone who imposes a sexual preference upon themselves for some outside reason. A person might have no gender-bias, but decides that it might be easier to have and raise children with someone of the opposite sex. This person imposes a gender restriction upon those that they may get involved with.
'I used to see John date men and women until about a year ago, and now he seems to only date women!'
'oh, didn't you hear? he imposed a gender restriction on who he dates because he decided he wants to find someone he can have a biological child with.'
'whoa, I didn't know people could do something like that!'
by ismirth July 2, 2007
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Chicken Restrictor

A Chicken Restrictor is is a man or woman who intentionally stops a buddy from hooking up with somebody, see also cock block,
Jake: I was getting somwhere with that fit bird last night and Andy came over and shot me down for no reason, so she lost interest. He's a fucking Chicken Restrictor!
by Craggnarr October 19, 2017
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retractamatum

When you retract your ultimatum. Only ever used in a moment of absolute weakness.
I've changed my mind and would like to retractamatum.
by mesh79 April 24, 2010
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