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vaginal restraining order

n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...

Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!
by DamienSphinx July 4, 2011
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HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.
My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.
by T in VA March 29, 2009
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restraint

If only I could resist an eighth piece of cake. The cake is a restraint for example, of your happiness.
by sexymushrooms June 16, 2011
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Yahweh’s Restoration ministry

A church very popular on youtube with over 100000 subscribers, they believe in both the Old and New testaments and revere the Holy Name of the Heavenly Father, Yahweh. They also proclaim the Son, Yahshua, a name meaning, “Yahweh is salvation.” They believe that both obedience to the Word and faith in the Messiah are critical. They look to our Savior for salvation, realizing that only through Him do we find redemption and forgiveness of sins. They also observe the seventh-day Sabbath along with the seven annual Feast days. They are located in Holts Summit, MO a city near the capital of Missouri. Where they do daily sabbath and livestreams for there youtube channel.
John: “Emma have you watched Yahweh’s restorations ministry on youtube.”
Emma: “yes I love there videos. Yahweh’s Restoration ministry teaches about the both testaments, and helps me understand the bible.”
by John Abendana January 14, 2021
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50 caliber restraining order

Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010
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Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.
None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware
by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011
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resbodian

A member of a Native American Indian reservation who is less than gives any fucks.
Look at that resbodian bitch driving with no windshield.
by WylieDaCoyote November 20, 2015
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