rantaroseyebrowpiercing

rantaroseyebrowpiercing aka my favorite mutual and someone who is a major simp for Rantaro Amami

Person #1 Hey do you follow “rantaroseyebrowpiercing”
Person #2: no.
Person #1: ..........we cant be friends no more

by ..rantaroamam1 March 14, 2021

rantallion

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.

We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.

by C February 24, 2004

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

Radio Rental

Mental. Fucked in the head. Disturbed. Cool in a fucked up way. Has also gained currency as simply: foolish.

Orig. Rhyming Slang (UK), not necessarily only used by davids.
Back in the day when consumer electronics were very expensive, often needed maintainance/repair and we were poor, Radio Rental was a large British company which rented... TV sets. (Doh!)

Often shortened to just Radio.

Dude, put your cock away, we're on the fucking bus! Are you fucking radio, or what?

Vice City? Radio Rental mate.

Wow! Totally, like RRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaadioooooo RRRRRReeeental!

Shut it radio.

by edjog! December 22, 2005

Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.

Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

Rectagon

A rectangle that sexually identifies as a shape with 5 or more sides

That's no rectangle, that's a rectagon

by IndecisiveRectagon March 9, 2017

Rectangles

Apparently Patricks favorite snack

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022