Pecker resting

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 8, 2010

Roaches were renting rooms!

A "severe" roach infestation.

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021

Resting Python

An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.

"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"

by Scott Hild November 4, 2007

Resting bitch face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest.

Wow look at the RBF, You TRY to make a joke but everyone takes it way too seriously because they can’t tell if you’re joking - resting bitch face.

by Smileitschloe November 23, 2014

Resting bitch face

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.

'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'

by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014

resting dick face

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

Resting Emo Face

When the face of a person who is expressionless resembles a broken soul with a sad, distant look and a strange relationship with razor blades.

Your Resting Emo Face reminds me of this group I saw on TV who call themselves the Black Veil Brides.

by Steel Angel Opera April 5, 2015