Regretsyed

A poorly made or disgusting work of art or crafts posted (usually for an exorbitant price) on Etsy and featured on Regretsy.

The womyn's vulva earrings were regretsyed almost as soon as they were posted on Etsy.

by Dynomoose December 19, 2009

retrotech

high tech aesthetic circa pre-1987

I prefer to use Casio keyboards because they are so retrotech.

by Jason Eyre May 18, 2006

fuck regret

A person you regret fucking.

Camila:

Hey, Josefine... so is Nigel a fuck regret?

Josefine:

No... He knows the little man in the canoe very well. He's a definite re-fuck.

by Nigel Cuntingham October 30, 2011

Hot Cheeto Regret

When you eat hot cheetos and your poop becomes a red ,burning, and uncomfortable. Also can happen with Takis

Guy 1: Man, why were you in the bathroom for so long, where you fapping?

Guy 2: Nah dawg, nah, i had a bag of hot cheetos earlier-

Guy 1: Ahh, Hot Cheeto Regret?

Guy 2: Mmmm yup.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmcheese June 9, 2011

Regret Ring

The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long

Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?

by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012

Regretgasm

An orgasm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having sex with someone you should not have been having sex with.

I bumped into my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, and it ended with a solid regretgasm. I even yelled "NOOOOO" as I came, realizing my mistake.

by Nigel Fish May 18, 2006

Regret

the feeling you feel when you've just done something you wish you haven't. you would give anything just to turn back the hands of time and correct your mistakes, but it's already too late.

I really regret hurting the girl that I love.

by LeVG Reaper13 February 27, 2015