Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020

Reckoners

A large group of people spread throughout multiple states and cities that started originally in Virginia. Known for fighting and other dangerous activity. Reports of missing people have been rumored to be linked to them. They have a separate division of their group that is known to only want good for the people they come across and their friends, started by a group of kids now led by troublesome adults.

There Reckoners have a new fight club down the street, wanna check it out?

by Ttreckonershisd February 13, 2017

Day of the Anime reckoning

23rd of December - the day when you can clown on Discord Server moderators/owners with anime for no reason and they can't fire back.

"Oh boy, it's the Day of the Anime reckoning!"
"Wait, what-"
"Time to clown on the owners!"

by SianSan December 23, 2020

Reckoning

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.

Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021

Reckon

An elite group of white folks at the cheesecake factory.

Ronny is a reckon, he likes his food reckon style (no seasoning).

by Bone Monster January 23, 2019

Reckon-so-harder

A person who reckons they’re so hard. They walk around thinking they’re the dog’s bollocks. They think they can beat up anyone but tend to usually have a chip on their shoulder, they share similar traits with a chihuahua.

*listens to drill music* “I reckon I’m so hard, honest to fucking Godddddd”

“reckon-so-harder! Reckon-so-harder!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann July 9, 2025