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cold reader 

he who predorms <word>cold reading</word>
John Edwards is a very good cold reader.
cold reader by I know! February 8, 2004

Non-Reader 

A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.
Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
Non-Reader by Clawdea December 3, 2011

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.
Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
Peter Reader by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Card Reader 

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.
Card Reader by CaptainKen September 16, 2014

Mind Reader 

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader 

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."