AR is a big load of shit
by Witch Nose October 14, 2004
Get the accelated readermug. "Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
by Orionis70 March 18, 2012
Get the lightweight readermug. The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
Get the Matthew readermug. A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.
A voracious reader.
A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
by Groatsworth June 21, 2019
Get the whale readermug. "Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard August 24, 2016
Get the reader's remorsemug. by korky1318 October 22, 2011
Get the penis readermug. Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
Get the Pussy Readermug.