rapture

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

by justicetoteach November 13, 2011

Rapture Fuck

When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.

*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.

Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!

by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011

Raporno

The look a guy gives when he's been caught doing something either sexually embarrassing or when he's been made a fool of in public,especially in front of attractive women. It's an expression that is a combination of sheepishness,humiliation and shame.

"I caught Stuart masturbating to a Richard Simmon's exercise video and he pulled such a Raporno...he will NEVER live that down!"

by Mono-Chrono September 14, 2008

raport

The closing of the gates.

The raport shook the fence.

by Jaffro September 1, 2003

Raptured

stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above

the piece of music raptured my heart.

by Holden Megroin December 14, 2009

Raptured

To disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish

"I took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. I think my deuce got raptured"

by poachbox July 9, 2011

Raptured

To end one's life quickly. (As in walking in front of a car)

That guy better move before he gets raptured.

by ChappyLew October 23, 2011