IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

by fish27 December 7, 2009

raining on that wood

being very wet on a man's penis

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz

Used in Beyonce's song "Drunk in Love"
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood

by mars'girll February 8, 2014

Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008

Raining Wolves and Tigers

An intense form of rain. Similar to the phrase "raining cats and dogs." Typically the rain is coming down in torrents before it is changed from cats and dogs, to wolves and tigers.

Joe: Whoa! it's raining cats and dogs out there man!!

Adam: Nah, I'd say more like Raining Wolves and Tigers, i can barely see the street from the sidewalk!

by cmckenn108 July 14, 2010

Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.

Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.

by Esa4 January 31, 2021

pussy rationing

Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.

Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?

"she got best pussy ever"

Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.

by d1rdyd December 18, 2010