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radiohater

A person or entity that hates British alt-rock band Radiohead
A: C'mon, giving out "In Rainbows" for free was the least they could do. It sucks.
B: Man, you're such a Radiohater.
by Pedro_L November 16, 2009
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radioshack zach

A radioshack zach is when you have an employee (does not have to be at a radioshack, but usually is) that doesn't know jack shit about anything your store sells. They generally race to the door to greet the person and welcome them to radioshack. Sounds like a good employee so far, well he's not. After they ask the person what they want, he then turns to the other, older, person working with him and asks 1 or more of the following:

"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"

Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH
RZ: (run run run) "hi! welcome to radioshack! Is there anything certain you're looking for?"

Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"

RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"

Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"

Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"

Other employee: "i figured"

RZ: "what a bitch"

Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"
by 22p277 February 5, 2008
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Exhausted. Completely finished. Since radishes are often used as a garnish, if you've eaten the entire meal, you are "done" and if you've also eaten the garnish (had the radish), you can't possibly do anymore.
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Black Radish

A real, unequivocally dirty, hairy butthole. Generally surrounded by bits of toilet paper, feces, and/or heat bumps.
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, Jenny got real drunk last night!"
Guy 2: "She did?! Tell me more!"
Guy 1: "Jenny dropped her pants and gave everyone a view of her black radish!"
by Travis McDermot April 16, 2011
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Radioshack

A horrible company, hell-bent on destroying the lives of it's employees. The manager's have worked there for at least 10 years, on their very first date, it's their 10th anniversary. Typically the store-management consists of the hippie-washup microsoft-loving wannbe-musicians, hell bent on selling you a cellphone.

The typical sales associates are rather arrogant, all they want to do is upsell you shit that you don't need. If they are beneath the age of 22, they want to leave for a new job as soon as possible.

Overall, try and stay away from Radioshack. Underhanded practices and selling you short of what you need is their aim in life.
Manager: Would you like to buy this cellphone?
Customer: No, just this battery
Manager: Are you sure? It's an awesome price
Customer: It's 300 dollars, and I have a better one
Manager: Well I bet this can do more, why don't I give you a show of what it can do?
Customer: No, just the battery.
Manager: Want to open a Radioshack card?
Customer: Just the battery, stop trying to sell me crap.
Manager: OK, but you get 10% of your first purchase.
Customer: This battery is 4.99. That would be 49 cents. No.
Manager: OK, 5.24 please. Your name?
Customer: None of your business.
Manager: We need it to do transactions
Customer: That's it, I'm out.
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