Romance to Ruins

An extremely good looking band, comprised of long haired Keith, The whitest brown kid Phil, the ginger Dan, and the "happy bithday derek" Sean. Their music makes grown men cry and women climax. From their heavy breakdowns to their catchy riffs, this band is as good of a catch as their hot groupies.

Dude, i just Romance to Ruins'd in my pants

by XxOceansBetweenUsxX August 24, 2010

romance dance

The act of dancing for the purpose of seduction, usually done by pinatas and humans.

Murray was totally doing the romance dance on that pinata.

by Nikkkk8000 November 20, 2007

Romance explosion

Slang term for orgasm.

"I let out the biggest romance explosion last Friday."

by SpengDisciple November 14, 2018

romance in france

A girl who joneses for a black guy. Called romance in france due to its taboo nature.

Alison passed the exam on a romance in france high for Mr. Washington.

by anon March 1, 2005

romance dance

A term used to describe the act of "sex". To make love to someone often in a passionate way.

Hey Nick last night me and your mumma did the romance dance!!

by Muz119 October 23, 2007

Romance Rooster

An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)

Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?

Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.

Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.

Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011

romance is really a business

Romantic relationships are a business—because each party is trying to get the most for the least, a negotiation, and a can culminate in a partnership where both parties reproduce themselves by having children.

C.M. Fabara realized that contradicting the prevailing understanding of what romantic relationships and love are, romance is really a business where the man and the woman both work to get the most they can by giving the least to the other person. Of course, sometimes participants in a romantic relationship "fall in love" and start giving the most they can to the other person. However, their purpose is always to get the most in return. Also, keep in mind that love is basically need. And the way it works is by making individuals feel love for someone they calculate will be able to and will satisfy one or more of their needs, such as sex, protection, connections, etc.

by but for December 1, 2018