Raccoon 

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.

Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.

Raccoon by Txft June 18, 2020

Raccoon 

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

Raccoon by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

Raccoon 

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

Raccoon by Kejebus June 28, 2021

Raccoon 

A homeless “cougar”

Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon

Raccoon by Red pill steve November 28, 2021

Raccoon 

A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.

Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.

Raccoon by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021

Raccoon 

Zane from aphmau

'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me

Raccoon by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

Raccoon 

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

Raccoon by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022