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Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe
Raccoon by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021
Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.
"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"
Raccoon by Kejebus June 28, 2021
Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Raccoon by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
Raccoon by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021
'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me
Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure
Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!
Raccoon by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022