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Rapture Rascal

A Christian or other religious person who actively hopes for the apocalypse to come, and convinces themselves they see signs of the end times in everything.
Jeremiah said the hurricane is a sign of the second coming of Jesus, dude is a total Rapture Rascal”
by Isrulius September 16, 2023
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Rapture

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
Now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up

Rapture
by Death Menace May 8, 2023
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Hood Rapture

A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited

Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.

But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture

Sam: why you say that

Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
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Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.
Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!
by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011
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Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.
by Frank Gold February 2, 2023
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rapture

to be lovingly attacked by a dinosaur in the modern day, not before the meteor that meant the impending doom of the dinosaurs
the other day i was raptured by jimmy the velociraptor
by dysdiadochokinesia June 23, 2021
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