Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

the quilted gangbang

rape in the hood while knitting

I dressed up like superman and did the quilted gangbang it was quite hard

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021

Quilted

To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.

Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.

by pseudocris March 2, 2015

Guilt Quilt

Paranoia , Fear , Guilt ... Sets In Under The Quilt At Night ...

Wish Id Have Thought About This At The Time !!! Now Iv Got Guilt Quilt

by The V ONE 2nd To None January 14, 2019