Quiff

An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited

"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:

by Andyman January 24, 2003

Quiff

Quiff: Ultra cool (not super gay)

Man that guy sure is Quiff (Ultra cool)
That guy aint Quiff(ultra cool) he's wendle(ultra gay)

ALL OTHER MEANINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE ARE WRONG!!!

by Mike mc'nanor July 12, 2006

Quiff

A dick fart also known as dickflart

Susan there's a hole in my dick I think it just farted jack don't worry everyone that's has a dick farts out of it.its called quiff also known as dickflart.

by Cool_girl5426 February 18, 2018

Quiff

The sound ones penis makes when shooting blanks.

Joe: I love to huff quiffs straight from my boyfriends old cock

by Rschutzler July 26, 2018

quiff

Verb: To sniff something in a perverted way, especially hair, a quif or a queef.

Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.

by Carlos Perdue March 6, 2020

Quiff

A Critical Ops player that has some high potential and will hopefully get picked up by some decent team then get kicked after for inactivity! I have no main weapon.

Spectate Quiff!!!

by Quiffypoo March 17, 2021

Quiff

A penile flatulence. When an air bubble gets released from the body through the penis. Can be painful and can sometimes expel an odor.

Also known as a dick fart or penis burp. Is the male equivalent to a Queef; a female vaginal flatulence, pussy fart or twat burp.

After a long night of sexual relations, Harry let out a large quiff that smelled something fierce, that it startled and disgusted Molly so bad that she ran out of the house butt ass naked.

by Brittany.Bitch. April 12, 2021