A person who sucks farts from a dead chicken.
Used as an insult to your friends. Dave you're such a quiff.
by Dirty Little Tommy August 30, 2005
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that was one huge quiff.
by Meghan April 13, 2005
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An Insult To A Women Or Whoever The Fuck You Want To Insult
The Fuck Anna You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a girl); Dylan You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a guy); Kevin You Fuckin Quiff(not quite sure)
by nick@cheno December 20, 2003
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After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes
Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser
by mitch00uk April 1, 2015
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Quiff stain is when a female vagina fills up with air from propetual thrusting and one good pump and the air escapes around the shaft of the penile instrument and if you extract the penile instrument and the air does not escape it will later on and as the air escape the vaginal crevase the excess semenal liquid escape like diareah into the undergarments there for leaving a "quiff stain"
It is used to deter predators when they peel the panties off and it looks like your spreading a grill cheese sandwhich "quiff stain" s are just wrong
by Longdongvagidist May 2, 2016
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