(keesh_ed) 1-verb, to finish promptly ; to drink, take in : 2-noun, the act of finishing a drink and thusly tossing discard into a trash receptacle and/or on the floor
Bro started the night strong, he quiched four beers in no time, he has been talking about the '96 Packers since.
by Raspy Barnickle July 25, 2010
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a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.
i ate a pizza while i was in spain, it was wild.

wow, that is such a quiche story!
by avu1380 January 17, 2011
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The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.
"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"
by Mule February 20, 2006
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The most deadliest sex position known to man. No one can actually describe what The Bosnian Quiche entails, due to the fact that those who had ever dared perform it either lost several limbs or vital organs and were too traumatized to reveal their experience, or never survived to tell the tale.
So there I was, greased up to my elbows in flax seed oil, about to perform The Bosnian Quiche on a Cambodian boy, when all of a sudden there came a ringing on my hand held cellular device!
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
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Bad

A situation where no words can describe how bad it is
Ross: Oh no, I just got rimmed by a german shepherd.

Eric: That's a massive slice of raw quiche, What was his name?

Ross: You Dick Chop.
by RossIsFit July 13, 2009
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The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.
Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.
by solid goldner February 15, 2011
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a baked flan or tart with a savoury filling of Bacon and Cheese (usually a mature Cheddar) thickened with eggs, usually eaten cold, made popular from the UK hit TV show 'ready steady cook' and created by the chef Ainsley Harriott for the then shows host Lorraine Kelly who enjoyed it so much that she squealed with excitement.
by Witwhoo September 8, 2019
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