Queef

1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.

Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Gagoosh March 1, 2005

Queef

When a girl farts out her vag

Brady-"So you fucked Jessica" Kyle-"Ya but she queefed all over my rock!!!!!!"

by German5225 August 27, 2018

Queef

A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.

Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.

by Breezi October 9, 2005

queef

a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex

she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air

by EC August 7, 2003

Queef

When a woman blows air out of her coochie coo.

Oh my god, I think she just queefed. And by queef, I mean she blew air out of her coochie coo.

by Ricardo Montalbon November 28, 2003

queef

a pussy fart, usually done during sexual intercourse. it can be done without sex though.

Dude, in class today i think emily had a giant queef!

by vdub May 13, 2006

queef

It's when a pussy farts.

Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2011