Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").
How to know you quasi-porn:
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
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