Quaffed

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

quarf

when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts

This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.

by travlax December 18, 2010

quaffle

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

quaff

slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.

Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF

by d3n1z da cookie monster August 21, 2007

Quaff

a name used usually by romanians to describe a girl.

Dude, this chick is a quaff.

by Sants September 28, 2010

Quaff

To drink copiously from a vessel while tilting it so far that some liquid also flows around around your mouth and splashes onto your shirt.

It is hard to avoid quaffing from this Nalgene bottle. The opening is far too wide.

by Gliese October 5, 2009

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013