poormet

An underprivileged minority's idea of a gourmet meal. A poor man's feast.

Families of squaws and blacks flock to Denny's and Waffle House respectively to fill their bootlips with poormet cuisine.

by evenplay April 29, 2008

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".

Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.

by CactusHeart January 17, 2012

poor man's crack

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.

Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.

by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011

Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.

My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.

by Sick Mike August 16, 2009

poornado

On a windy day, it's the small tornado or vortex of street garbage that gets blown around. Usually this is found in poorer neighborhoods, where there's newspaper and trash strewn about in the streets.

I was waiting at the bus stop, and a sudden gust of wind started a poornado that blew a half eaten cheeseburger against a store window

by Hordak March 9, 2008

poordom

The boredom that arises when you are trying not to spend money. You can't go out drinking, eating at nice restaurants, or shopping.

"I am dying of poordom." You are sitting at home on a Friday night, wishing you could get dressed up and go out and get fucked up at a nice sushi dinner, but due to insufficient funds you are driven to smoking shake and having leftovers.

by Hillduh August 28, 2009