a poor little rock thingy in space that was tricked into thinking it was a planet, when... wham! some mean scientists told it the truth: it was a "dwarf planet" (which is some sick disorder that tiny planets are labeled with). i feel bad for the little guy.
by Spyder Gurl October 17, 2008
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Pluto used to get invited to P Diddy parties back when he was part of the big 9, but now he can't even kick it with Polly Shore. What a a tool!
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Not to be confused with "chupacabra"
Putocabra is what you call someone who is a total bitch and enjoys having sex with a goat.
Putocabra is what you call someone who is a total bitch and enjoys having sex with a goat.
You could yell.. "Putocabra!! Or, you could say "what's up putocabra?" to a friend and have them look at you like the dog spoke all while you sit smug knowing u just called them a pussy goat fucker.
by Adrian F. December 24, 2003
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Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
by Pseudo Wisdom May 7, 2013
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Extremely sour odor emanating from the armpits when the person forgets to take a bath, and becomes sweat-soaked.
Extremely sour odor emanating from the armpits when the person forgets to take a bath, and becomes sweat-soaked.
Ang putok ni manolo ay naamoy ng buong klase.
Manolo's armpit odor extended its influence over a whole classroom.
Manolo's armpit odor extended its influence over a whole classroom.
by iskarnorst October 27, 2003
Get the putok mug.spanish word for a male prostitute. sometimes it´s offesive for homosexuals. in mexico it is used for cowards and traitors.
no seas puto no le digas a nadie que hice trampa. dont be puto, dont tell anyone i chated.
echate una chela, no seas puto.drick a beer dont be a puto.(dont be a pussy)
echate una chela, no seas puto.drick a beer dont be a puto.(dont be a pussy)
by avari March 31, 2004
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