pwned

Created in 1972 by the 3rd SOG (Special Operations Group) when a Lt. Colonel Hank Munro shot a Vietnamese sentry with a Mk22 Hush Puppy. Due to the tension at the time, he inadvertantly said "pwned" instead of "Delta, move in and eliminate all hostiles." The subsequent death of Lt. Col. Munro as he charged a heavily fortified position lead to the term "pwned" being adopted as short-hand for "that dumbass just got his ass whupped in a helluva funny way."

"Did you see that car crash where 27 people died after someone swerved to avoid a cat?"
"PWNED."

by Sledge Sparrow July 2, 2005

pwned

How retards say 'owned.'

mAn +HoS3 DuD3z +0+@lLy PwNed U$ lolololololololololz

by DrHighScore February 11, 2008

pwned

This is a word that my kids use on the internet.... when I asked what it meant, they told me that it was a bastardized version of "owned".

This is a "teen word".. and for some of you to continue arguing over the origins... well, see my example below.

"Urban Dictionary users who continue to argue over the origins of adolescent internet terminology, are totally pwned by the rest of us who really don't give a shit."

by Whisper00300 December 10, 2006

pwned

the stupidest fucking word used on the internet today. people think its funny or cool to use this word, when really they sound like fucking idiots.

"---"got pwned...im soo cool , i used 'pwned'!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Laety March 26, 2008

pwned

to humiliate: usually relating to first person shooter computer games.

Deliberate mispelling of the word "owned".

"pwned!!!"

by MuthaPlucka January 3, 2007

pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

by Jeff January 3, 2007

pwned

Common mistyping of "owned" (because the "p" key is next to "o" on a keyboard). To dominate in a multiplayer game, or to be very very good in some other way ("Metallica pwned at Monsters Of Rock")

I really pwned on that map! Silly variation: "pweened".

by rogerzilla January 3, 2007