put my d in her v

well pretty much you are getting some pussy. pretty much all there is to it. you're destroying that fucking twat. get er' boy...

Yo Levi, I went over to Lindsey's house and put my d in her v.

by Edwards.Holden June 2, 2016

Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.

Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

by MidgetHerder March 4, 2013

put Her/Him To Sleep

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going

Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay

by oumpalumbalookingthangg May 6, 2019

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.

BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!

by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009

put her through the mattress

Used in a sexual way. Meaning to take a girl to bed and pound her.

He told her he wanted to put her through the mattress because she was so hot

by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025