pornament

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006

Purnata

Funny, good sense of humour, usually tall, perfect body, beautiful, all guys want her, all girls wanna be her, once shes ur friend you will always love her and she will always love you.

Girl: Have You Seen Purnata like how pretty and perfect can one girl be
Purnatas bestfriend: I know right I love her so much
Guy: Shes so hott I wanna tap that

by bestfriend6467 January 2, 2017

pernando

Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.

(commonly mistaken as Fernando)

"hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."

by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013

pornaphernalia

Adult toys, clothing and other items that are used when making a porn.

There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

pornalise

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.

I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"

by V G September 10, 2007

Pernack

A small clan of intelligent and attractive people.

Damn that girl is hot, she must be a Pernack!

by Venustar May 4, 2007