Puffy-Chest

A posture characterized by clenched fists, slightly bent arms at the sides, eyes forward, scowl on face, and chest thrust out sometimes accompanied by strutting. Often assumed by guys when they’re either trying to impress a female or assert alpha male status. Can be seen frequently at bars, weight rooms, swimming pools, co-ed sports events, and other such places where there is likely to be a gathering of both males and females. Typically employed by jocks, frat boys, and various other assholes.

Oh no, here comes Jim. I hate seeing him when there are females around because he gets all puffy-chested and turns into a giant dick.

You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.

See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

puffy muffin

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips

person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.

by m_i_c_a_e_l January 15, 2008

Puffy Jody

a vagina in the state of arousal; the female counterpart to a Fat Joe (see Fat Joe)

Wow. Watching the Face porno gives me a Puffy Jody.

by Damon, Alyssa, Paul, Meagan, Thomas and more November 1, 2004

Puffy Boobs

Small but pert and supple boobs with soft, silver dollar areolas that you just want to put in your mouth.

That girl in the tight white shirt and no bra looks she has puffy boobs!

by Puffy Boob Fan October 30, 2008

puffy taco

Term for a womans vagina; derived from famous mascot of the San Antonio Missions Henry the Puffy Taco. A marketing scheme by the restaurant Henry's Puffy Tacos.

No one wants to eat Henry's puffy taco. Eww don't look it's Henry's Puffy Taco. Puffy tacos are nice if it's not Henry's...

by NorthsideTowel June 15, 2008

Bum Puffie

the release of gas through the anus: a fart

Three year old passes gas, "Mom, did you hear my bum puffie?"

by Michele Wall June 26, 2006

chunky puffy

A design that is very generic or tacky looking. Usually designs containing drop shadows, gradients, bad Photoshop'ing and a lack of color theory. Giving the appearance of being designed in a low quality print shop.

Did you see that ad with a diamond ring Photoshop'd on the dog's neck? It was so chunky puffy!

by Keri Myslinski September 11, 2008