by Cannie October 5, 2018
Get the Psychologising mug.Having a low grade case of sociopathy that does not present with any physical actions or violence. Just verbally insane.
Him: Hey, your friend just said he was going to rip my trachea out!
Me: Don't worry, he won't actually do anything he just has a case of psychological nausea.
Me: Don't worry, he won't actually do anything he just has a case of psychological nausea.
by Blair&Zac December 12, 2017
Get the psychological nausea mug.Any of the mind games that a person plays to convince themself and others that they are an innocent victim, rather than the insidious slutbag they really are. Psychological whorefare allows someone to continue there whoremongering behavior without guilt and at the expense of their partner’s sanity and emotional wellbeing. Examples include, but aren’t limited to:
1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.
1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.
Tom: I miss you. I wish we spent more time together.
Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!
Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...
Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!
Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!
Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...
Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!
by AnonymousBloke April 12, 2020
Get the psychological whorefare mug.A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned
by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014
Get the psychological colonoscopy mug.Reverse Psychologied: a word that is the past tense version of Reverse Psychology.
The word originally was created when one friend said to another “I just Reversed Psychologied you”
The word originally was created when one friend said to another “I just Reversed Psychologied you”
Get Reverse Psychologied, You just got Reverse Psychologied, I was just Reverse Psychologied by my friend,
by Big Boy D August 1, 2018
Get the Reverse Psychologied mug.Someone who thinks identical to you. This person is able to finish your sentences, make statements that match your thoughts, and, overall, seems to share your brain. You may have common interests, hobbies, fears, questions, etc.
"Monica, I think that car just stopped."
"I just thought the same thing, stop being such a psychological twin."
"I just thought the same thing, stop being such a psychological twin."
by Airalk September 13, 2011
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