Provo Push

When a couple (usually Mormon, from Provo) have sex with clothes on "dry hump" like a dog with no inhabitions

Yeah, Bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the "provo push"?

by Jerr Bear January 28, 2008

provoking

To stir up, arouse, or call forth (feelings, desires, or activity): The mishap provoked a hearty laugh. to incite or stimulate (a person, animal, etc.) to action.

Why are you provoking?

by #IKnowEverything September 18, 2018

Provolowned

The act of being owned by a piece of timely flung provolone cheese.

Dude 1: "So I was totally screwing your sister last-"

*Dude 1 Gets Slapped in the face by a piece of provolone cheese by Dude 2"

Dude Onlooker: "Dude, you just got provolowned."

by Man with the golden eyeball August 10, 2010

Provo Butt Slut

when a Mormon woman living in Provo, UT allows guys to fuck her in the ass to save her vaginal "virginity" and maintain the "honor code."

Mormon girl: Okay, Andrew... but you can only put it in my butt. I'm saving myself for marriage.

Andrew: Oh come on!! Don't be such a Provo Butt Slut.

by The Bishop Knows September 25, 2011

Provocative

provocative causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction, especially deliberately.
"a provocative article"
synonyms: annoying, irritating, exasperating, infuriating, provoking, maddening, goading, vexing, galling; More
arousing sexual desire or interest, especially deliberately.
synonyms: sexy, sexually arousing, sexually exciting, alluring, seductive, tempting, suggestive, inviting, tantalizing, titillating; More

As she sat on the counter, He thought "oh my how enticingly provocative."

by Life lives March 7, 2019

Provo

Utah city that is home to a large concentration of Mormons and Brigham Young University. Coincidentally, it's also one of the cities with the highest drug trafficking rates in Utah. Go figure.

I hate living in Provo because of all the college students.

by magnolius March 1, 2011

provolity

a positive outlook on being frivolous

his provolity paid off having danced with most of the women at the ball he got some hookups.

by OptimusTattoo November 25, 2013