protein submarine

Hulk Hogan's term for a formidable fecal deployment.

I need to go sink a protein submarine.

by kampy December 28, 2007

protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.

Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.

by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008

Protein Bullets

when you hit someone, preferably in the face, with splooge.

I shot your wife with protein bullets after she sucked my dick!

by D1(|< $|\/|00t June 3, 2010

Protein drip

When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.

Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.

I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.

by Supersteeze May 3, 2017

Thanks for the protein sir

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.

*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

by Elli7777 September 7, 2023

protein facial

The act in which a face is thoroughly coated in guy-goo.

Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.

by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008