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Pinky Promise

The most sacred of vows. It is done when two people hook their right pinkys together and one says "I pinky promise...." followed by what they are promising.

This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...

...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
Jon pinky promised Bob that he would remember to give him a ride to the airport.

Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.

That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.

This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
by MrGreen1912 November 17, 2010
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empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through
My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.
by angelinaglows January 10, 2014
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Winky promise

An act when two males make a special promice together, very similar to the 'the pinky promice' but instead uses there willies to shake with... note should only be used for very close friends and is not way gay at all
man: yeah deffinatly gotta go do that
Man 2: yeah for sho Winky promise it!
by THE GAZZA 432 January 25, 2011
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Christmas promise

It's not just a promise. It's a really special promise never to be broken. A promise made by an orphan or an unlucky person with high hopes for a Christmas miracle. Christmas promises can make Christmas miracles.
You can't break a Christmas promise just cause Drake and Josh are in jail for something they do.
by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor December 16, 2014
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pranky promise

To pranky swear, or to make a pranky promise, is the entwining of the pinkies of two people to signify that a promise has been made, but won't be kept.
"I pranky promise to not tell you deep dark secret"
by skamperdans November 2, 2017
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LA Promise

The offer of a bigger and better opportunity down the road, usually made by a producer, a director or lead actor in order to get subordinates to work harder or for less money or for no money, but the opportunity never arises.
From the web series TOKENS, Jessica AD says it to Producer in Episode 6 "Whitewashing" sc. 12. It's scripted as, "Thanks for the LA promise." Winnifred Jong, the series creator and director, got the actor, Jessica Greco, to adlib, "Thanks for the LA-fucking-promise."
by Roundstone April 8, 2020
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Promise

A female that just wanna make money and stay out the way. Promises are very underestimated.
Promise is so cute and funny is shit.
by Promiseeee June 18, 2018
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