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Prolapsturbate

To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.
Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?

Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.

Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.
by Fzx911 June 7, 2019
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Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing

It’s something a big white Jewish dude would enjoy watching with his gf.
Damn, why is Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing so god damn good.
by Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing August 25, 2019
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Prolapsed Anus

On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.
Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-

Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN

Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-

Person B - IT IS
by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022
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Prolapsed Vagina

Emma sucked Ronald's prolapsed vagina all night long before contracting oral herpes the next day.
by Eiseley December 14, 2016
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prolapscicle

Taking a shot of Kahlua out of a person's prolapsed anus. In many ways it is very similar to the shot of alcohol known as a blojob.
Would you like to attend a prolapscicle party at my place this weekend?
by StackEm June 21, 2018
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Prolapsacider

This miracle product has been the best selling prolapse related beverage since the the early 1800s. Particularly popular with prostitues and pornographic film models. Long since established in Hollywood where the product was launched a decade before Donald Trump Sr Sr was born, it has since traveled far and wide and is helping people prolapse from Moscow to Paris Over to London and deep in the reaches of east Asia and the Outback, a truly amazing product, and if you haven’t tried it your mum has.
Man “I’ve got a pain in my ass..”
Woman “have you been drinking that Prolapsacider again?”

*Man 1 can’t sit down
Man2 “What’s up man?”
Man1 “Man I had two bottles of Prolapsacider last night..”
by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023
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