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Programming the ENIAC

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).
"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."
by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013
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JavaScript programming

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.
Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.
by spaceman spiff October 24, 2005
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Programicable

That which is able to be programmed.
This revision to the code is most definetely programicable.
by person with a computer February 22, 2011
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programming

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.
Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.
by groundless November 5, 2003
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Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.
by Pancrab March 1, 2023
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extreme programming

The practice of more than one (usually two) people working together on the same piece of code at one terminal with the intention of creating the greatest snippet of code ever.
Alex: This section is code is awesome!
Bob: Don't thank me, thank extreme programming.
by henners123 October 16, 2008
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paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.
The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.
by archimedest September 11, 2006
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