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Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead
I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9
by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020
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Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.
Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.
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procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
by jewboy89 May 15, 2013
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procrastibator

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.
I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.
by adzeman21 September 18, 2015
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procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
by Malacanadian July 12, 2012
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Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating
I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"
by jayanator May 10, 2011
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Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later
I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later
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