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procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.
President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.
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Procrastinate

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.
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go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle
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Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011
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Procrabinate

how a person who is medicated either self or scripted procrastinate. Comes from the effects of anxiety and drug usage.
I know I'm not Gunna make the appointment, I'll procrabinate with doing pointless task.
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procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.
guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks
by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010
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procraftinate

the act of playing Minecraft instead of doing something you're suppose to do
I was gonna visit my girlfriend but then I procraftinated.
by Adamkazam May 23, 2014
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