Procrastinationitis

A disease caused by Procrastination. One who suffers from procrastinating in excess.

He never does anything on time, he must suffer from Procrastinationitis.

by LiLi77 January 2, 2011

Procraftinating

Distracting oneself from a task (e.g. studying) by focusing all of one's efforts on searching for crafts or DIY projects for hours upon hours.

"I may fail my exam, because instead of studying, I spent all my time procraftinating. I found a great project that I can make with my old cupcake tins though!"

by RaechiePaechie December 6, 2014

procrastination

ill do this tommorow

An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.

by fod2 June 6, 2010

procrastination masturbation

a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.

the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.

by lax1234 November 7, 2010

Procrastinating

What you and me are doing right now.

I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

procrastination

Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.

I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

by The Bombdiggietest February 13, 2007

Procrastination Nation

the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.

Ex.1

-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?

-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!

Ex.2

-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.

-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.

-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!

by steeevo12345 October 26, 2009