Pringling

The act of stacking poker chips similar to how Pringles potato chips are stacked.

After I won the hand, I was Pringling all my new poker chips.

by SpankyHamm June 19, 2013

prinking

Short for "pre-noon drinking" or getting drunk before noon.

Woke up early so I could start prinking before the day got too stressful.

by mebemunky November 7, 2014

pinging finger

What happens to your finger tips after hours of gambling(pinging)

Say man open this coke for me please. I got pinging finger like a bitch.

by Scrilla Don't Lie August 21, 2015

Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

by Yopmail User August 27, 2023

Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

pinging

action verb...used when someones nipples are noticably hard; When your nipples are pointing outwards

Look! Marcia's pinging!

by Julian Trejo July 14, 2007

prinning

Its where in league of legends you play with your friends at first you do well, then you fuck up and throw the game. Then next game where you want to redeem yourself, you disconnect a couple of times, then you try to be an asshole and you start enforcing rather than teaching and now you don't have anymore friends.

"Great, I think I haven't eaten in awhile that I'm prinning now"

by xfioramaster18 May 9, 2014