Did you see those two sluts dressed up as a Sexy Nurse and a Sexy Police Officer? I'd like to go to their Princeton Parents Weekend party.
by Grizz and Dot Com November 4, 2009
High school in Princeton, IL where 10% of the students have above average household income, 50% is average, and the other 40% is as poor as can be but still find a way to afford a Juul and an iPhone XS Max. Everyone is constantly depressed and the only find joy in the pain of others. Teachers are either your best friend of Satan himself, no in between. be prepared to enjoy the never ending pain of the gloomy environment that this building beholds. The best part about this God-forsaken place is that you'll probably be able to get a blowjob or two from one or more of the endless skanky thots.
Student A: I was able to get a blowjob from one of the skanky freshman while I was Juuling and recorded the whole thing on my iPhone XS Max at Princeton High School!
Student B: Nice dude! I'm going to kill myself for no apparent reason!
Student B: Nice dude! I'm going to kill myself for no apparent reason!
by mememan.69420 February 5, 2019
Princeton (sometimes referred to as P-town by the blacks and ghettos) is your average high income town. Though a good majority of people are of a high income stasis there is a Princeton Ghetto. Across the street from the Hospital is where it begins featuring streets like Birch and Clay. The ghetto people are geographically segregated from the rich. The rich live on a huge hill, cherry hill. At the high school the rich kids intermingle with the poor. This cultural melting pot drives many young Princetonians to a life of crime. Since the underworld is rooted from New Brunswick (this is where all our good bud comes from) and Trenton (where other drugs and shitty buds comes from) entering the criminal world is difficult so most just start smoking shit loads of weed. This is the #1 past time for Princeton's bored adolescents. This demand for weed creates a fairly complex system of high school dealers. Kids often go to "town" and end up sitting around doing nothing. The third floor of the library has a teen center and is a popular hangout.
Who the fuck are you, you're from Princeton New Jersey?
by OneStopShop June 12, 2009
Princeton High school is where its at. We have haven a block away, along with pizza star, quiznoes and "The Deli". Amazingly were not all white and rich, most of us are mixed races and are middle class. Durring break you go the the smokers corner until goldie or karim kicks you out. And of course those pick dention slips and an after school trip with the looney from some spanish country. Other than that PHS is a chill place better than west windsor and montgomery for sure, and were not farmers.
by jaybaby112 November 30, 2011
Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.
Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."
by moardruidsandnoms April 11, 2010
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
Having a male / male sexual experience; references Princeton University (in New Jersey) and experimenting, sexually, while there, or in other similar situations
by jimbojonas March 19, 2016