Straight Pride Month

Essentially the antithesis to Pride Month, and the embodiment of "If they can have it, why can't I!?" Straight Pride month is a month all about celebrating heterosexuality, and how BRAVE they are for being heterosexual in a world of LGBTQ+. Incidentally, it's also stupid bullshit and probably made by the same kind of people who consider "cracker" to be a slur on the same level as the N-word.

Its Straight Pride Month everyone!!
..Dude. Straight Pride Month is bullshit. Why do you need to celebrate being heterosexual if heterosexuality is the supposed norm?
SMH, stop being heterophobic.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

pride month / fag month

Pride month
Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it

Also know as maples (WIP.#0001) month as she runs all faggots in the world

" i fucking HATE pride month / fag month man, them faggots need to go!"

by nia! June 4, 2023

PRIDE MONTH JOSH LEE

JOSH LEE is a proud Gay person, his parents didn't support him, but he persisted. Everybody bullies him, but he just wants to be loved for who he is. He is scared of talking to girls, and he feels uncomfortable playing resident evil village, even though he completed it in 9 hours.

It's ok to be gay, just like Pride Month Josh Lee!!

by Jaden Gui: Village leader June 6, 2021

heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

Scarlett’s Honorary Pride Month

Scarlett’s honorary pride month because she is so cool and gay! also she needs a reason to make pride month jokes

Omg it’s Scarlett’s Honorary Pride Month!

by gayandcoolgirl July 2, 2021

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021