Preston

Preston is a pretty cool guy. He is a skater boy with nothing to lose. He loves Rock and roll and will blast it whenever, wherever. He is cute, not hot and tends to be small. He can be pretty harsh sometimes but is a good guy at heart. He doesn't care about anything, even if he is out in public nude. Preston is a great guy to be around!

Person 1: "Who is that guy skating down the street?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Preston"
Person 1: "Why is he naked?"
Person 2: "That's just what he does"

by papajhon June 3, 2018

preston grenade

Like Preston Garvey but has a ton of grenades. Dont mess with him, he will nuke you to another dimension

Preston grenade is the "bomb"

by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018

Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.

I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.

by Hellvig June 13, 2019

Preston Koyatai

A preston koyatai is an extremely worthless white boy, that can’t succeed in any particular task they try to accomplish. If you have a friend like a preston more than likely his dad got raped and his mom rides dildos

boy 1 : your so bad at this game *name*
“Preston ” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston koyatai your dad got raped in jail, and i walked in on your mum riding a 15 inch dildo.

by Centrelink-Aus September 6, 2020

Prestonaephobia

The fear that somehow,somewhere a settlement needs your help

I can deal with my prestonaephobia I'm away from home too much

by lazerboy22 December 1, 2021

Preston

A boy who usually has blonde hair, and amazing eyes. He is an undiscovered cute boy who is unbelievable in bed.

Girl: He was such a Preston in bed last night! I couldn't walk for days.

by Acer321 May 3, 2009

Preston

The cutest boy you ever saw. He holds your heart in the palm of his hands. He rests his head on your shoulder and you never want to let him go. He flashes his cute little smile at you and you just melt. He is more than you ever hoped for and you thank God every day for having him in your life.

My world is better because Preston is in it.

by Burly Boot February 18, 2010