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platonic predator

someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.
Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.

Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
by Jrob941 March 30, 2008
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predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts
can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.
by BPB 562 January 16, 2009
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predatorous rex

a very creepy pedophile, preying upon the wee children.
"have you seen my kid?"
"no, sorry"
in whispers;
"holy shit, theres a guy carrying a bag of candy with no kid. he must be a predatrous rex"

OR

"omg, the teacher was rubbing my shoulders in class"
"ew, whatta predatorous rex"
by itsellinow (L) December 13, 2009
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predatory editing

Phrase. Used to describe the splicing, mixing, or overlay of raw recorded audio or video files to create, augment, or twist the narrative of the original event. A re-contextualizing of key words, phrases, or images to influence the opinions of viewers or listeners. Individuals or groups can be targeted using this device, often with malicious intent.

Example: predatory editing is commonly used by Bachelor or Bachelorette series editors to portray certain individuals as "villains" or "good guys" to boost show ratings.
Looks like Chad's the bad guy on Jojo's season - thanks predatory editing!
by JonahWebster May 31, 2016
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Sexual predator

Sexual Predator (n.) Anybody who obtains sexual contact via less-than-honest means or a person that enjoys "hunting down" their prey. Many sexual predators attack only a particular type of victim usually based on height, ethnicity or age. Sexual predators are usually friendly, self-assured individuals who target their victims carefully, rather than choosing at random.
Female Sexual predator: Look at that young, short latino over there. I’m going to take that down.
Friend: Dude, he is like 10 years younger than you.
Female Sexual predator: Happy birthday to me.
by The White Mandingo October 6, 2009
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apex predator

according to Chronicle, a creature that should not feel guilty when it kills something weaker than itself
humans kill flies with no guilt
snake kills rat with no guilt
andrew kills everyone with no guilt
humans, snakes, and andrew (because andrew is beyond humans), are all apex predators
by theAPEXPREDATOR May 21, 2012
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Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome

Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.

Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.
The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.
by John Balance July 2, 2006
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