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Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 5, 2004
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Praying Monk

An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.

When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.

Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010
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praying the rosary

the catholic version of saying that someone is going to have sex
leave them alone they’re praying the rosary
by deeznuts1414 July 20, 2021
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Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.
I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.
by IAIN_D September 2, 2018
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praying romatis

Someone who always talks about how they want to be in a relationship, but they always end up going to the bar and slaying unsuspecting hoochies/fuckbois like its their job.

The sequel to "The boy who cried wolf">>> "The girl who became a praying romatis"
As soon as Janice has one drink, her standards go out the window and she turns into a 'praying romatis'. Her relationships never work out.
by TheHandier May 18, 2016
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praying on unholy ground

getting involved with a girl known to be a trouble in her previous relationships
Person A: I'm going on a date with **** tomorrow.

Person B: Your're praying on unholy ground ,mate.
by bluen0se October 19, 2017
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