Pastafucker

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.

Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.

by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

by chefstef March 2, 2014

Pastafarian

A pastafarian is a person dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. Ramen

Pastafarians are great.

by amouna2 May 6, 2019

Parsta

Parsta is the real word for what most call pasta
It is supreme and will take over the world, and it is the truth.

"hey Sama, can I have some cheese parsta?"
"Yes, would you like some herbs on or in your parsta?"

by Hamiltonforlifeuu June 12, 2021

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 3, 2013

Red Pasta Party

When you have sex with an Italian girl, that happens to be on her period.

“I almost had sex with Theresa last night but once she took the tampon out it was a real Red Pasta Party”

by cousinvinnie1963 July 13, 2020

mother's pasta

when something is so good that it brings you back to your childhood

The pirate booty was almost as good as mother's pasta.

Marly's dance was like mother's pasta.

by toastwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 29, 2019