Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010

postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.

It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!

by Nola70115 January 18, 2009

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

potconomy

Economy based on the commerce of pot or marijuana.

I have been looking for a job for six months! No luck!
Have you tried jobs at a pot store or with a pot merchant? Go get your fair share of Denver potconomy , woman!

by MeMakesMemes July 25, 2017

postcorona

the period of time following a weird existential period

“Dude, tryna hang tonight? Grab a couple beers?”
“Let’s do that postcorona, I’m really going through something this week.”

by Sunny Jolnnes April 4, 2020

postcocious

Postcocious:
adjective: late bloomer, developing talents or success later or late in life.

Opposite of precocious: having developed exceptional aptitudes or talents at an earlier age than usual.

She was postcocious, a late bloomer, having found and developed her talents, abilities, and success late in life.

by Shawlatan November 20, 2021

Caleb Poston

Literally our one true lord and savior. No matter what religion you are, you must accept the superiority of Caleb Poston.

If you don't, I'll go to your house and personally fuck your mom to death at 3am (Gone Wrong) (Poston Called)

Guy 1: Wassup Caleb Poston
Caleb Poston: Yo

by The godly poston May 18, 2021