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5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
by Telephony May 18, 2014
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posse

Your crew, gang, set, team or group of friends.
"Hey fool, you ain't nothing without your posse."
by Diego July 4, 2003
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Waynesburg Posse

This group was founded through the friendship of five individuals who lived in the village of Waynesburg, Ohio. Since its inception in the summer of 1990, the group has grown to an undisclosed number. There are only two requirements to join this exclusive club:
1. One must have lived in Waynesburg, Ohio, or had a Waynesburg address at some point in time.
2. One must be admitted by one of the founding five members.
Alas, we have discovered initial rock and have seen the writings of the original members of the Waynesburg Posse.
by b-funkadelic March 3, 2004
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Impeachment Posse

A new nickname for the Trumpster and his criminally wealthy family and friends, once known as Mr. Trump and his entourage.
The Impeachment Posse’s lookin’ mighty fly with all that bling on the way outta there!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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Brain Freeze Possession

When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.
Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH

Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession
by Dman201811 March 7, 2017
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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ April 5, 2007
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Runt Posse

Short guys or girls who hang together, thereby making themselves feel collectively bigger and more powerful. Runt posses can make normal-sized people feel freakishly tall.

Warning: Male runt posses can turn into the most obnoxious guys in the room.
Liz: "Look, Jan and Katie just got here? Let's go say hi!"

Gwen: "Naw, girl, they're with Squeaky and Lil' Jeanie. I'll look like Andre the Giant next to them. Total runt posse."

Pat: "Man, did you see that little dude over there just get in my face because I accidentally grazed his left elbow?!"

Pete: "Bro, that's just Timmy Smalls feelin' like a bamf cause he's hanging with his Runt Posse. I'd stay away from him though."
by Hookermom October 6, 2009
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